Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Rent or Own - Relationship or Booty call......

OK - so it's not the best analogy, but at my age the latter works out very well. I've been asked WHY. Let's consider the Pros shall we?

Why I rent an apartment:
  1. Renting I do not have property taxes.
  2. Renting I do not have to pay for repairs.
  3. Renting I do not have to shovel snow.
  4. Renting I do not have to mow grass.
  5. Renting - I can move with 90 days notice.

Why I prefer a booty call:
  1. I don't have to cook for him.
  2. I don't have to clean for him.
  3. I don't have to do his laundry.
  4. I don't have to attend family or business functions.
  5. I don't have to spend time with his family.
  6. I don't have to "check in" every day.

I honestly don' t know that I would like to own my own home at this point in time - and I think it would take a very special man to make me want to change what arrangement I have right now. I think what I really need is a Mother or a Wife. Someone who will be here when I get home to have dinner on the table since I don't eat properly (cooking for one sucks) and possibly having a nice breakfast ready as well. I don't mind the household chores so I really think a part-time Mom would be nice.

If you know of anyone - tell them to call!

4 comments:

  1. wow, I need to read your blog to find out your playing the field again?!? that's messed up! ;)


    jk

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  2. ONE is not playing the field! And hardly worth discussing. I've never been a saint for Gods sake -I'm not dead! I COULD have drug him along to Thanksgiving dinner you know ;-)

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  3. LMAO! That would have been awesome wicked!!

    If you can find two good housewives, send one my way. I could use an assistant.

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  4. So who out there is looking for a booty call in Oklahoma

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