Why I rent an apartment:
- Renting I do not have property taxes.
- Renting I do not have to pay for repairs.
- Renting I do not have to shovel snow.
- Renting I do not have to mow grass.
- Renting - I can move with 90 days notice.
Why I prefer a booty call:
- I don't have to cook for him.
- I don't have to clean for him.
- I don't have to do his laundry.
- I don't have to attend family or business functions.
- I don't have to spend time with his family.
- I don't have to "check in" every day.
I honestly don' t know that I would like to own my own home at this point in time - and I think it would take a very special man to make me want to change what arrangement I have right now. I think what I really need is a Mother or a Wife. Someone who will be here when I get home to have dinner on the table since I don't eat properly (cooking for one sucks) and possibly having a nice breakfast ready as well. I don't mind the household chores so I really think a part-time Mom would be nice.
If you know of anyone - tell them to call!
wow, I need to read your blog to find out your playing the field again?!? that's messed up! ;)
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ONE is not playing the field! And hardly worth discussing. I've never been a saint for Gods sake -I'm not dead! I COULD have drug him along to Thanksgiving dinner you know ;-)
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That would have been awesome wicked!!
ReplyDeleteIf you can find two good housewives, send one my way. I could use an assistant.
So who out there is looking for a booty call in Oklahoma
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